- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
I wish I had virgin eyes, so I could appreciate your beautiful face without being bombarded with memories of people from my past.
I wish I had virgin ears, so I could drown myself in your eloquent voice without hearing echoes of people who no longer exist in my life
I wish I had a virgin tongue, so I could describe to you how you make me feel without using words that I’ve used before.
Most of all, I wish I had a virgin heart, so I could love you like I’ve never loved before
things that are NEVER said when people think a het pairing will become canon:
"why do you have to sexualize everything?"
"you just want to see them fuck"
"you’re disrespecting the actors"
"no one wants to see that"
"they should leave it purely ambiguous and subtextual"
so, yeah, if you say them about a queer pairing i’m about 9000% certain you’re being homophobic no matter what excuses you make